The LONG and (not) so short of It

Most of you don’t know this, but I’ve been WRESTLING with a BIG problem for many LONG – and I mean reeaallllyyy LONG years.

I’ve gone to GREAT LENGTHS to keep my disability HIDDEN, but it’s HARD to hide.

Sometimes it’s difficult to WRAP MY HANDS around the problem, and sometimes it’s really STRETCHED my patience (and my pants). Thankfully a few dear friends have helped keep me in the SWING of things but it hasn’t been easy. A lot of the time I feel like I’m barely keeping my HEAD off the ground.

My disability has made it HARD to run, and sitting on the toilet is a logistical nightmare.

Forget about kneeling!

I’ve finally been awarded a monthly disability stipend from the Government. I’d like to jump for joy, but, well, you know, that could be a problem..

Man on Pogo Stick

***FYI: My contribution to this story is, of course, Fake News, but this guys struggle is real..Holy pogo stick Batman***

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5199369/Man-worlds-largest-penis-registered-disabled.html

**Originally Posted on 21 Dec 2017**

Author: ThoughtMarauder

Cavalier, bomb-thrower, provocateur, neanderthal, father, proud US Army Airborne veteran, proud American, lover of many things: God, country, family, baseball, Scotch whiskey, cigars, old-school jazz, dogs, Sinatra, watches, shoes and sunshine..

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